Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and I’m very sick… again.

THANKS   markiplier   i need one of these alpacas   


Alpaca smooches and cuddles for a sick Markimoo~


Alpaca smooches and cuddles for a sick Markimoo~


Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag intro cutscenes

Assassin's Creed   Assassin's Creed 4   my dad wants to replay ac4 ..and Im like NO!!!   gonna end up replaying it   i don't want that   )))   anyway..gonna install ac4 tomorrow   miyku   

And I’m like “Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment”. (Juno, 2007)

juno   starjammed   

-> SPN quote 8/?
-> SPN quote 8/?
HIS!!!! MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Sam and Dean   voluptuous lips   they're so pink and i'm so weak   Nightshifter   samprincesschester   

audio   the best   

And I’m so excited and I’m so happy for the future and I hope that you believe in me the same way that I believe in what we’re doing here and the good that we’re spreading across the world. So thank you all so much and thank you so much.

markiplier   dont   

my babies <3   space husbands   mass effect   shenko   mshenko   kaidan alenko   sheploo   commander shepard   sheptsoni   

Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I will see you again.

wow fuck off   merlin bbc   merlin   bbc merlin   merlin emrys   arthur pendragon   merthur   gross sobbing   this will never be okay   cinematicnomad   

you’re not my daughter, and I sure as hell ain’t your dad.

the last of us   kodakumi   

the walking dead   kodakumi   

Mass Relays are mass transit devices scattered throughout the galaxy, usually located within star systems. They form an enormous network allowing interstellar travel. Hailed as one of the greatest achievements of the extinct Protheans, a mass relay can transport starships instantaneously to another relay within the network, allowing for journeys that would otherwise take years or even centuries with only FTL drives.

mass effect   mass effect 2   mass effect 3   kodakumi   

I'm just like them. I'm full of the same ugliness they were. This is how humans are. It's how we are, Sebastian!


gabriel macht beard appreciation

gabriel macht   also known as jenny's newest crush   i'm gonna tag everything suits related as suits tv so you can blacklist it if you like   suits tv   sheptsoni   


Five years ago I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer, so he shot him, straight through me. Soviet slug, no rifling. Bye bye bikinis.

captain america: the winter soldier   kodakumi